Diss life

I want my life back! It's been taken over by the all consuming dissertation I have to do as part of my final year at University. It's taking so much away from me, and will do for the next two weeks. I miss conversation 9all I talk about is dissertation this, dissertation that). I miss shopping, I miss work which I had to give up, I miss going to the cinema, lunch with friends and most of all I miss going out for a drink. It's been days now....a record. And worse, the one opportunity I did have to go for a drink, due to my lack of previous consumption, I got drunk after two sips and turned into loony boy. I don't remember much of this night, I went out with a bunch of puffs, hit some gay bars and that's all I know really. I do remember this one scenario; I was chatting to some guy and he introduced me to his boyfreind. When he told me I just looked at them for what seemed like twenty years, and finally concluded 'you don't suit each other.' Charming aren't I. Well I awoke the next day with a head like thunder and checked my messages. I must have turned into super-tit. I had e-mails from my fellow party goers saying things like 'Don't take life so serious' 'Be yourself' ' I was only pulling your leg about your coat, don't take it so to heart' 'don't be so harsh on ugly people, we can't all be perfect' and 'what happened to you, you left early'. Well I don't think I did leave early, I'd judge by those messages that what I actually happened was I dissapeared up my own arse! I took most to heart the thing about ugly people. I mean, I speak to ugly people all the time, in fact, some of my best friends are ugly. Surely I'm not an ugliest, I don't think I'm so far above my stations that I would judge people on appearance. Or am I? This particular e-mail I recieved seemed to indicate otherwise.

It appears my blog readership is actually somewhat bigger than I had imagined. Somewhat relieveing my paranoia that I was writing to me and three, but bringing it's own problems that I now feel increased pressure to perform! Anyone know any good jokes? I'd like to welcome two new bloggers, check them out (american stylee). Firstly I'd like to introduce the prolifically complicated, the amazingly dedicated, the wholly untruthful but currently trying to prove me wrong, the one and only Mr. Stuart Cornes http://stuboo.blogspot.com/ And last but not least please give a warm hand to the amazingly tall, the very talanted Quentin Tarrantino impersonator, the fast-tracking, high rising, speedy networking, the lovely Richard Prosser http://richipro.blogspot.com/