Shower power

I had to go to the doctors today. My face has started growing things. And I have managed to get a job interview this week, and I really don't want to scare anyone from employing me, so my Mum suggests I wear make-up. I hope these people are willing to employ the elephant man in drag. The interview is a two day affair, so it seems quite major. I hope I don't have to play silly getting to know you games. I once went on a training course and we all had to go round the room and tell two truths about ourselves and one lie, and then the others had to guess which was the lie. What bullshit. I exercised my right to be assertive and told them I wasn't playing. They didn't like me for that. I should get some ideas together now in case I have to do it in this interview/selection thing.
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I am struggling, because I can't think of anything interesting enough that is true, but I can think of some fab lies. When I did it last time the people had some fab truths, like 'I have sold a car to Chris Evans' and 'I speak 3 languages fluently' and I'm like derrrrrr. I can't very well abstein at a job interview though can I. Can I? Now that I have thought about it, this will definatly crop up, so I need to get some answers together.
1. I was caught in the killer floods in the Czech Republic.
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Oh I'm shite. I've done nowt interesting, I've saved no lives, survived no train crashes (or in fact survived every train crash ever), and I don't own anything that belonged to anyone famous. What else is there? Fuck it I'll abstein.

Went on a bike ride today because we had lovely weather in Liverpool. I needed to because I haven't done any proper exercise in a long time, and when I tried my suit jacket on today it's too tight. Nightmare. Bike riding is fun, but when it's hot I hate that sweaty gooch feeling when you stand up at the end. The signal to shower.