It's a Womans world

I've got a friend of mine staying over at my place at the moment. She was struggling with her dissertation, she hadn't started it, so I said come and stay at mine for a couple of weeks, and we can motivate each other, and help each other. So she took me up on my offer. Now there are somethings I don't understand about women. I went to the shower today, and there was hair all over the soap, it looked like a monkeys dead featus. How does this happen? I thought I was the one supposed to be going balde, and it dosn't happen to me, but then, I don't wash my hair with a bar of soap. Maybe it's just another one of those things gay men don't understand about women. Like when you are 25 years old and you hear a couple of 17 year old lads talking about a womans piss hole, and her baby dispersing hole. Really? You mean there are two holes? Well that's news to me. And I'm still not a hundred percent sure about the truth in that, it may well have just been a wind up. But then it got me thinking about, and I daren't ask anyone about this, but is there a third hole for a man to put his willy up? I just don't know. Plus with the added complication of a clitoris, which I'm reliably told looks like a little man in a boat (?!) no wonder women are always complaining that their man dosn't know what he's doing 'down there'.